There’s a Clit Sucker for Everyone

One of the best things about being a sex writer is getting contacted by sex toy companies asking me to try out and review their products.

I have had the pleasure of working with a company called Funzze for a while now and was stoked when they contacted me a couple of weeks ago to try out their newest toy — it was so new when they sent it to me they hadn’t even named it yet!

As shown in the gif above, the Funzze Pink “O” Clitoral Sucker as they are currently calling it, is the toy in question.

Now, I have a funny history with clit suckers, because I have a very particular masturbation style.

I’m just your simple pillow humping kind of ‘gal.

I like toys that can be inserted into me and rode upon, or at least ones that sit comfortably against my pussy so that I can grind against them at my leisure.

It took me a long time to try out my first clit sucker, because I wasn’t sure whether they would do much for me, because I’ve never been that kind of “just hold it to your clit until you cum” kind of girl.

A few of the first clit suckers I tried and reviewed were duds.

My biggest beef with most clit suckers is that they don’t actually suck, they pulse against you, which is seriously false advertising if you ask me.

“Clit pulser” sounds just as exciting to me as “clit sucker” but that isn’t the way I have ever seen them marketed.

This is just to say that very few ‘clit suckers’ I’ve received in my time have actually sucked my clit.

But this one somehow did.

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Being that this toy has one singular purpose, to suck, I figured, why not try it out the way it was intended?

Why not just sit back, spread my legs and pussy lips and hold this sucker to my clit until I cum?

Okay, I thought, settling back against some pillows.

I turned the toy on and was very pleasantly surprised by how quiet it was — that is always something I am looking for in a toy because I don’t always have much privacy to play with myself.

Then, I rubbed on a bit of lube, I positioned the toy against my clit and… my eyes just about bugged out of my head, because this thing just relentlessly went to town on my clitoris and didn’t let up.

I held it there for a long time, edging and edging myself, getting so close to cumming but not quite getting there.

When my orgasm frustration became too much to bear, I piled up the pillows and hoped to God the clit sucker would stay in place when I let go of it to grind against it, and what do you know, the body of the toy fit perfectly to vibrate against my pussy and the slight curve of the toy kept the sucker in place… and I came, oh, I came.

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But I wasn’t done with this toy yet.

I’d heard tell of some tricks that clit suckers could have and wanted to test them out for myself.

I added a little more lube to the toy, turned it on it’s slowest pulse setting… and put it on my nipple.

Like, whoa.

I love having my nipples sucked on and nibbled and bitten, and unlike other orgasms and forms of pleasure, it’s not something I can really do on my own.

Or so I had thought.

There’s certainly a “nip to clit” connection as I like to call it — stimulating my nipples gets me wet and riled up and horny like hell, and before I knew it I was back on top of this little vibrator, cumming again… and again.

So, it turns out this clit sucker (and probably most of them) have more than one good use — they can work great on nipples, too!

The Pink “O” is a great little clit (and nipple) sucker that is also affordable at around $36 — this sex writer highly recommends it.