This Clit Sucking Vibrator Does What a Cock Would Do

I have to be honest, for a while I got a little sick of reviewing sex toys and had to take a break.

After having toys sent to me for review purposes for months, I finally started saying “No” towards the end of the summer to inquiries coming my way, because I just wasn’t in the mood.

I already have a massive, heavy as hell bag of sex toys that I don’t use at all or hardly ever use, and a smaller box near my bedside of ones I use with some frequency.

Alas, it seems I’ve worn out my favourite clit sucker, it randomly turns off at the most inopportune times even when it’s fully charged, so I supposed I wouldn’t mind another toy if the offer came about.

It did. It’s come about.

Lucky for me, I’ve reached the point where I can just ask for what I want from companies.

This is great because this way I won’t get anymore “realistic” cock and ball vibrating dildos that just feel weird and too big, I won’t get any butt plugs because nothing goes in my butt, and, like, do I need another Magic Wand?

So, this time, when my rep contacted me from Funzze, I was willing to take on the challenge of a new toy as long as I got to pick it, and I picked this:

It doesn’t look very much like my old, go-to clit sucking vibrator which was shaped more like a Sherlock pipe, but this one did look promising.

Let me just take a moment to say, that in my opinion, clit suckers don’t really suck, per se.

I’ve had a man suck on my clit, I have it all the time, and it’s fucking glorious and can’t be recreated by a piece of silicone without a real tongue.

No, in my opinion, clit suckers actually PULSE around the clit, they push out against your skin rather than suck it into the device, which is fine and dandy except I’m just hesitant to call this and other toys I’ve used actual clit suckers.

With that said, this toy did quite a job on me.

Repeatedly.

Sorry fellas, that’s not a squirted on toy (this time), that’s the toy after it’s been washed, but I wanted to demonstrate just how long and thick the insertable end of this vibrator is.

How satisfyingly thick.

I got all prepared to do my ‘research’ on this toy yesterday, but skipped the lube and opted for one of my favorite home made videos to get me wet instead.

And, again, sorry, but I don’t masturbate like porn stars or the hot chicks you see on your Twitter feed, on my back with my legs splayed open so you can see all the action.

I’m a basic, “hump it” kind of bitch, so I did what I always do and turned on the toy, stacked up my pillows and climbed on, sliding the thick insertable end back and forth against my pussy as I watched that video and listened to the most incredible sound effects, getting more and more turned on.

Eventually I could feel the tip of the toy started to slip into me and I gave it a little nudge, actually groaning at the feeling of it sliding in, it was so thick, so familiar, that pressure as went in.

I wish I could say things aligned themselves as easily as the toy slipped in, but I had to do some finagling to get the “clit sucker” in place, but I knew the moment it reached the right spot, and I took my hand away to grip the sheets and buck my hips and grind against it fast.

What I felt then, which I don’t often feel with these sorts of clit suckers, was the GIRTH of the insertable part of the toy.

I’ve never felt a toy, even the so-called “realistic dildos” stretch me open and push inside of me more like a “real cock” than this one.

Whether it be the shape of the head or the girth of the middle of the toy, it doesn’t matter.

It was fabulous.

I was filled up in the (second) best way possible, and I could grind against the toy, feeling it rub against my G-Spot with great pressure as my clit was played with, and it led to one of those great, blended orgasms that have my whole body tensing up as my pussy spasmed and I came around the vibrator.

And came again.

And again.

So, I just kept watching and rewatching that new favorite video of mine, cumming every minute or so, maybe even more often than that, wave after wave of orgasms running through my body until I literally couldn’t take it anymore.

I tapped out, like I tap out with the Magic Wand every single time.

I collapsed back onto the bed, letting the vibrator naturally slide out of me and land on the sheets, buzzing away while I could only sigh.

I love these toys.

Some men worry that their partner’s sex toys will replace them in some way, and I don’t believe this is true and take a firm stance against it.

Sex toys have their place in life, I think.

For me, they’re a self-care mechanism in a lot of ways.

Nothing can replace the feeling of my partner’s arms around me, his lips on mine, the weight of him on top of me when he slides inside of me and fills me up…

But then, nothing can replace the speed, intensity, and explosiveness (sometimes quite literally) of an orgasm brought on by a vibrating toy.

At least for me.

I don’t want to have to choose between or give up either, I want both in my life, and sometimes I even want them together at the same time.

But, when the boyfriend is away, it’s a fine time to play — and I especially like playing with toys that remind me of the feeling of his cock inside of me.

You don’t need (in my humble opinion) a fake, veiny dick with weird half balls that are generally exponentially longer and thicker than the real dick in your life.

I sure don’t, anyway.

I was provided this toy in exchange for an honest review — you can purchase it if you’d like by clicking right here.