{"title":"Classic Dildos","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"black-fantasy-dildo","title":"7.7 Inch Black Fantasy Dildo","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"description-container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"decoration decoration-left\"\u003e“\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"decoration decoration-right\"\u003e”\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"description-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWould you let this Big Friendly Giant pound your hungry hole into orgasmic bliss? This monster-style dildo features a scale-like texture right down the shaft, causing intense stimulation during use. Don't be put off by its monster-like appearance, as it's suitable for beginners with its modest 5.5\" insertable length and average width. 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Ideal for stress-free exploration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-block-3\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: start;\" class=\"feature-img-3\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none;\" alt=\"Hypoallergenic silicone dildo - body-safe and easy to clean\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0024\/9682\/3341\/files\/black-fantasy-dildo-fz073-dp3.jpg?v=1758010706\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-text-3\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eBody-Safe Material\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted from premium quality, ultra-soft silicone material, this dildo offers an incredibly comfortable and realistic experience, while also being easy to clean. This makes it an excellent option for individuals with sensitive skin or allergies. Its hypoallergenic and body-safe properties make it suitable for vaginal or anal stimulation, as well as oral play.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-block-4\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: start;\" class=\"feature-img-4\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none;\" alt=\"Suction cup dildo for hands-free pleasure on any smooth surface\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0024\/9682\/3341\/files\/black-fantasy-dildo-fz073-dp4.jpg?v=1758010701\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-text-4\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eTake Your Fantasy Dildo Anywhere\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a reliable suction base, rest assured that this dildo will remain securely attached, ensuring uninterrupted pleasure. Transform your shower, mirror, balcony, or even your office into a realm of delightful sensations. The Funzze silicone dildo effortlessly adheres to any smooth surface, enabling mind-blowing orgasms even in unexpected locations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n  .description-container {\n    position: relative;\n    width: 100%;\n    background-color: #faf5f2;\n    padding: 60px 0;\n    margin-bottom: 40px;\n    overflow: visible;\n    border-radius: 0 30px 0 30px;\n  }\n\n  .decoration {\n    position: absolute;\n    color: rgba(204, 49, 130, 0.3);\n    font-size: 150px;\n    font-weight: bold;\n    line-height: 1;\n    z-index: 0;\n    font-family: Georgia, serif;\n  }\n\n  .decoration-left {\n    left: -20px;\n    top: -20px;\n  }\n\n  .decoration-right {\n    right: -20px;\n    bottom: -20px;\n    top: auto;\n  }\n\n  .description-content {\n    position: relative;\n    max-width: 900px;\n    margin: 0 auto;\n    padding: 0 20px;\n    z-index: 1;\n    font-size: 18px;\n    line-height: 1.6;\n  }\n\n  .description-content p:first-of-type::first-letter {\n    font-size: 3.2em;\n    float: left;\n    line-height: 0.75;\n    margin-right: 10px;\n    margin-top: 6px;\n    height: 1.2em;\n    font-weight: bold;\n    color: #333;\n    position: relative;\n  }\n\n  .feature-block-1, \n  .feature-block-2, \n  .feature-block-3,\n  .feature-block-4 {\n    display: flex;\n    flex-direction: column;\n    margin-bottom: 40px;\n    margin-top: 40px;\n    width: 100%;\n  }\n\n  .feature-img-1, .feature-img-2, \n  .feature-img-3, .feature-img-4,\n  .feature-text-1, .feature-text-2,\n  .feature-text-3, .feature-text-4 {\n    width: 100%;\n  }\n\n  .feature-img-1 img, \n  .feature-img-2 img, \n  .feature-img-3 img,\n  .feature-img-4 img {\n    width: 100%;\n    height: auto;\n    display: block;\n    margin-bottom: 16px;\n  }\n\n  @media (min-width: 768px) {\n    .feature-block-1,\n    .feature-block-3 {\n      flex-direction: row;\n    }\n    \n    .feature-block-2,\n    .feature-block-4 {\n      flex-direction: row-reverse;\n    }\n    \n    .feature-block-1 .feature-img-1,\n    .feature-block-2 .feature-img-2,\n    .feature-block-3 .feature-img-3,\n    .feature-block-4 .feature-img-4 {\n      width: 50%;\n    }\n    \n    .feature-block-1 .feature-text-1,\n    .feature-block-2 .feature-text-2,\n    .feature-block-3 .feature-text-3,\n    .feature-block-4 .feature-text-4 {\n      width: 50%;\n      padding: 0 30px;\n      display: flex;\n      flex-direction: column;\n      justify-content: center;\n    }\n  }\n\n  @media (max-width: 767px) {\n    .feature-img-1, \n    .feature-img-2, \n    .feature-img-3, \n    .feature-img-4 {\n      margin-bottom: 20px;\n    }\n    \n    .feature-text-1, \n    .feature-text-2, \n    .feature-text-3, \n    .feature-text-4 {\n      padding: 0 15px;\n    }\nh2{font-size:24px;}\n    .description-content p:first-of-type::first-letter {\n      font-size: 3em;\n      margin-top: 4px;\n    }\n    \n    .decoration {\n      font-size: 100px;\n    }\n    .decoration-left {\n      left: -10px;\n      top: -10px;\n    }\n    .decoration-right {\n      right: -10px;\n      bottom: -10px;\n    }\n  }\n\u003c\/style\u003e","brand":"Funzze","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43961667584174,"sku":"FZ073","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0024\/9682\/3341\/files\/funzze-8.5-inch-black-fantasy-dildo-main.jpg?v=1758010732"},{"product_id":"mini-classic-realistic-dildo-5-3","title":"Mini Classic Realistic Dildo 5.3\"","description":"\u003ch2\u003ePetite Size with Ultimate Realism\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIdeal for a beginner or anyone who wants a gentler touch, this mini dildo offers 2.9 inches insertable length and 1.25 inches width. It features ultra realistic veins, with a super-soft glans and testicles. The suction cup base securely adheres to any flat surface (like a chair or the floor) for hands-free fun. This 5-inch dildo is made of silicone, which is body safe and phthalate-free. Cleaning is simple; just use soap and water or a toy cleaner, and allow it to air dry before storing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eBody-safe Material\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from non-porous, hypoallergenic silicone, this mini realistic dildo offers an easy-to-clean and deeply comforting experience, perfectly suited to those with sensitive skin or severe allergies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect Combination of Soft and Firm\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Mini Classic Realistic Dildo is perfect for those who looking for a lifelike experience. 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